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Cryptomyrmex is a genus of ant in the subfamily Myrmicinae. The genus is known from Brazil and Paraguay.
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Percy Alfred Williams was a Canadian athlete, winner of the 100 and 200 metres races at the 1928 Summer Olympics and a former world record holder for the 100 metres sprint.
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