{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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The 2022 Tauranga by-election for the New Zealand House of Representatives was held on 18 June 2022 in the Tauranga electorate, after the sitting member, former National Party leader Simon Bridges, resigned from parliament.\nThe National Party's Sam Uffindell won the by-election in a landslide result, ahead of the Labour Party's Jan Tinetti.
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